Meet

Three words to describe me

Mischievous, fun and practical.

Things I love

Sex, drugs and rock 'n' roll. Unless my wife Karina is editing this, in which case I love piña coladas and getting caught in the rain. I am into health food and also champagne.

What doesn’t work for me

Procrastination, unnecessary stress, and people who don't use their blinkers at roundabouts.

Things you need to know if you choose to work with me

My school reports always said 'Easily distracted'.

If we had a talent quest I'd win the award for...

Most likely to make the room laugh.

My availability

Fully booked but available for spontaneous adventures and controversial assignments.